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DANIELLE IS JUDGING ME

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June 02, 2012
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Kids have the best matchmaking skills ever

They “set up” Dean (who has no interest in girls whatsoever) with Chloe,
And Ben, who dates nathans sister, with hannah, who’s with nathan, whose “heart” I “Broke”
And Dean was also “cheating” on chloe with hannah 

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June 02, 2012
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got offered orgasms from my massage friend last night, that was an awkward sleepover 

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May 31, 2012
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Just been congratulated on being half an outdoors centres wank material, and told i should put it on my CV

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May 30, 2012
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Tonights goal: not to be motorboated

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May 27, 2012
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and now i’ve got a body shot friend, friends forever after that

May 26, 2012
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Another night on the rum, double motorboated then a two person massage train, i now have a massage buddy

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May 25, 2012
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Joined guys night, drunk on rum, then a 4.30 am to serve breakfast to kids who don’t even bother getting up til after 5, when they demanded breakfast be served

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May 21, 2012
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There’s more rumours about me at this camp than anyone else, and i’ve not even snuggled

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May 19, 2012
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Are your bosses supposed to gossip about you and ship you?

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May 18, 2012
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