December 2011
50 posts
My jesus, why is everyone suddenly crawling out...
I AM GOING TO ELIZABETHS AND THEY CANT STOP ME, ONLY MY LAZINESS COULD DO THAT BUT WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT SO IT WONT
Dec 31st
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My night:
Bus 20 minutes late wee girl spends whole journey stroking my hair Campus (only person i know to go to campus and not end up steaming [it seems that after i drink i start to get the urge to type in a really scottish way, but i’m staying strong and mostly not) Nice n sleazy, and i actually liked a cider yates’s it was a really nice awkward girls night ALTHOUGH ELIZABETH I MISSED YOU,...
Dec 30th
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Sister stole my blusher, wearing eyeshadow as a...
Passive aggressively hiding her stuff next time she goes to stay at her boyfriends
Dec 30th
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hair now behaving in a giant wavy mess way, it...
Dec 30th
I don't know what my hair is doing, but it smells...
soooooo very good
Dec 30th
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Christina Aguilera, Cher what did you do to me!
Halfway to tempted by burlesque lessons in january, WHY MUST THEY BE SO FABULOUS
Dec 29th
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This new year : passive aggressive jammies
I have no plans, so my accessories are ice cream and unbrushed hair
Dec 29th
Find perfect shirt (classy but decent cleavage and...
Realise I have nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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To mask out crazy cat ladyness
In future elizabeth and I are having a cat farm The cats are for fur coats They are all hairless cats It’s ironic  And elizabeth named them all Dave  Homestuck/each others friendships what did you do to us!?!?! 
Dec 22nd
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Taking year off uni:
still using Christmas holiday as an excuse to sleep forever
Dec 21st
Sometimes I think bathing makes me stupid
batmanandhislawnchair: Get out bath, dry, spend 5 minutes trying to figure out how to put on my pyjama top. and then I walked my thumb off the door, it really kinda hurts further proof “I walked my thumb off the door”  i meant whacked
Dec 20th
Sometimes I think bathing makes me stupid
Get out bath, dry, spend 5 minutes trying to figure out how to put on my pyjama top. and then I walked my thumb off the door, it really kinda hurts
Dec 20th
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My brain is forever married to elizabeths brain...
simplyquixotic answered you:  2011-12-20 19:35 Meet other survivors “do you have any supplies?” “well i have ‘post bomb’ boots ‘oh god a zombie’ boots ‘who the fuck voted for aquaman’ boots ‘well i got bored and made dinner, sorry about that’ boots and ‘DISEASE ew’ boots” “okay one: they’re all...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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I need to do my eyebrows and epilate my legs
today suddenly less awesome
Dec 20th
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DANIELLE AND ELIZABETH ARE MY FAVOURITES AND I...
SUCH CREEPING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Dec 20th
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I AM GOING TO CREEP ON EVERYONE TOMORROW
This may be why I haven’t seen half of them in 8 months
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
THE REST OF MY WEEK IS AWESOME GIRL DATES!!!
WEDNESDAY SHERLOCK HOLMES THURSDAY BALLET ( WE’RE GOING TO LAUGH AT CROTCHES [oh god I am mature]) FRIDAY HANGING OUT IN TOWN, MAYBE BUYING A DRESS AND GOSSIPING THEN CHRISTMAS 
Dec 20th
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Reading Autumn: the City
I love how most people are fighting for their lives against zombies and these two guys just go “fuck it, it’s the apocalypse” And go to the pub. “Already too drunk to react or fight, the two men sat in their chairs and continued to drink as the building filled with rotting flesh” Not the best survival plan, but you know some people would do it…and I like realism...
Dec 20th
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Seriously, if I ever need to hire anyone I will...
I hate having to come up with stupid reasons,  “i want to work for you to better lives and change the world” “my interests involve you and whatever the hell you’re selling and socialising” truthfully “I want money” “I enjoy awful movies, planning a bank heist, not socialising and creeping on my friends, from a distance, too close and its socialising,...
Dec 19th
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At half way point between wanting to go dance and...
Dec 16th
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Today I realised I'm like catnip to guys in 1st...
Dec 12th
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Job interview tomorrow, been slowly losing my...
Dec 11th
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Oh god, when did half eleven end up an early...
Dec 10th
simplyquixotic asked: ALL MY LOVES! xx
Dec 10th
stridere asked: paps shoosh :(
Dec 10th
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Why is it family goes out of its way to hurt?
Dec 10th
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Today I didn't know a party was postponed
I was the only one who went But I’d brought friends and it turned into a cool pub crawl, and then I went for one am ice cream 
Dec 9th
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Canon: But that never-
Fandom: You shut your filthy lying mouth
Dec 9th
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My phone broke today
Why does it do this to me, I treated it well (If you ignore the carrying it in my mouth when i had no hands, throwing it around, dropping it, spilling things on it, losing it, standing on it, abandoning it for a month…)
Dec 9th
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Should I be upfront to everyone about my 7billion...
i mean, its not really cheating if it doesn’t even last a second is it?
Dec 8th
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My neighbour has stopped talking to me, some...
Dec 8th
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Now telling my neighbour I'm going to date the...
I’m gonna date a planet at a time, I figure if I date a billion people a day it should only take a week to date earth
Dec 8th
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Saved a husky from hurricane bawbag
last year we save a king charles spaniel from the snow dogs just migrate here I fed the spaniel curry and carrots, my mum was away doing the shopping 
Dec 8th
I don't think I've ever been to a party where I...
Dec 8th
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Re-adding numbers to my phone (That I should...
And how do I know them, I’m not only a truly horrible person, i’m practically a hermit
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Moustaches = Happiness
simplyquixotic: batmanandhislawnchair: there’s even more where my moustache has fallen off
Dec 8th
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Moustaches = Happiness
Dec 8th
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Postpone Job interview due to severe weather
half hour later weather clears up completely, red weather warning - gone It will probably worsen again but still 
Dec 8th
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Today my hair was so awesome a stranger randomly...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Tomorrow my danielle comes back and people go back...
Dec 4th
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THE ONLY TRUTH I WILL BELIEVE
BOBBY DID NOT DIE, he faked his death so he could go marry Crowley in Hawaii, Cas, Balthazar and Gabriel were the groomsmen, Rufus was best man, and Ellen, Jo  and Meg were bridesmaids NOBODY DIED, THEY JUST MOVED TO HAWAII, because the apocalypse sucked and they wanted some sun and fruity girl drinks
Dec 4th
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have you ever just realised you have no friends...
Even new friends, I’m like, Hi, nice to meet you, are you aware you have a most majestic rack? also we are friends now, that’s my friendship process and somehow it works
Dec 2nd
Creepily inviting people I haven't talked to in...
In my defence I hate talking on facebook
Dec 1st
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Looking forward to pub crawl on tuesday
although, some friends after hearing of my mighty self cock blocking powers have claimed to be unable to wait to see them in action. This will probably ensure my awkward on tuesday will be a thing of beauty
Dec 1st