February 2012
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I genuinely believe American elections are fixed...
And this is coming from a girl living in a country run by the conservative party and their lib dem harlots
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So sometimes I accidentally convince my gran that...
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I may have accidentally turned into a grown up
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Why must my trio keep finding ways to be down to...
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
“i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
and the notes are from my mum…so lonely…
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okay at the start of movie told to follow red...
girl at road flags down car, it’s the creepy woman from the diner at the begining, tells her she killed the killers has idiot girl never seen a movie, or remembered creepy woman was hanging out with killers its obvious she was their mum, and now she’s noticed the car doesn’t open
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lol, she spends 5 minutes cutting only living...
…then she took a nap, out in the open, she already took a nap in the killers tent
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now idiot girl decides that instead of shooting...
why did you grab a gun if that was your plan?
These people have no survival instinct or common...
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Watching a norwegian horror where 4 idiots are...
and everyone wears the tiniest shorts my god everyone in this is so dumb if anyone survives i will be greatly surprised, i mean even if they escape i can see them dancing on a main road and getting hit by a truck now the ninja hillbilly is appearing to ship these two idiots in the “now kiss” way and now he’s stabbed in the groin, he practically gave the girl the knife what was...
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Dad says it's not that hard to find an airport, 30...
or that we both lost
Sister still judging my relationship choices, I'm...
No one should be allowed to judge how anyone else leads their life There’s no one path, but she seems to think i should stay single until i come back, not flirt with my friends, then settle into some kinda 1950’s heteronormative stepford life, I don’t judge that she enjoys living like a stepford wife, yet she judges the fact I want to bond with my friends through flirting, or...
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This thursday my new love and I are giving each...
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So is knowledge of spatulas like a common thing?
My sister is having a nice in depth cooking chat...
I feel cheated
i can't even phone my phone because i only...
sleeping now for reals
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I may be inebriated, i may also have lost my phone
I don't think people understand how serious I am...
I always thought elizabeth would be a good influence, but then i said mack a lot
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I am The Danielle Whisperer
Why do the uncomplicated things try to complicate...
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i think i'm going to have to start saying "get...
this is why elizabeth is a bad influence
Trainee doctors, why do i watch you?
“if you scream that’s the only way i’ll take this out” oh god, why , why god, why?
My jesus, danielle is the dirk to my jake...
GT: I cant help but feel like all this stuff going on with dirk like his responders mind games and his brobots mysterious and brutal hazings… GT: Are all like… GT: Man i know this is going to sound crazy. GG: What? GT: Like theyre all part of a really long term and esoteric courtship process that is bizarre but somehow makes perfect sense in his mind. GG: Courtship?? GT: Yes from...
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I have to sleep now because tomorrow danielle is...
Sister explains self in way that doesn't deserve...
immediately calls my face unattractive I say i only have one face she then says thats a lie turns out she means i’ve to stop pulling weird faces but I just can’t
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stridere:
in conclusion:
yvette’s butt is a sham and should be disqualified from life.
You are just jealous of my non sham-butt because yours is A GIANT BUTT SHAM
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Screw you party i'm too much of a floozy for,...
stridere:
batmanandhislawnchair:
stridere:
batmanandhislawnchair:
maybe her butt isn’t a sham
your butt is the sham
No, I’m sure you’ll find my butt is incredibly not a sham in fact some might say elizabeth has the true sham-butt
her butt is like two perfect plush pillows masquerading as a rump
wait…her butt is just that awesome and not a sham?!?! Surely that’s...
I'm going to admit I don't quite know how a butt...
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Screw you party i'm too much of a floozy for,...
stridere:
batmanandhislawnchair:
maybe her butt isn’t a sham
your butt is the sham
No, I’m sure you’ll find my butt is incredibly not a sham in fact some might say elizabeth has the true sham-butt
Screw you party i'm too much of a floozy for,...
maybe her butt isn’t a sham
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DANIELLE'S BUTT IS THE TRUE SHAM
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Have you ever been such a floozy parties are...
because I have
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I do not have a textually transmitted disease, why...
Any clothes except pyjamas on a sunday are for...
…I’m just so lazy today
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I'm really affected by my sisters comments about...
and it’s annoying because I’m pretty sure I did nothing wrong, I friend flirted with 2 guys, in a way that was no different to how i friend flirted with the girls in the group and asked another guy out after intent flirting, I don’t see how that’s: cruel, being a tease, leading them on or slutty but that’s what she told me and now i’m second guessing myself
Want to go dancing tomorrow night, but i'm up at...
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CATCHING UP ON HOMESTUCK, I'm 100 pages...
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Best week ever or best week ever?
job in france date down half a dress size and fit into some awesome skinny jeans girl date with danielle
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Date went well, decided to consider it the first...
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I have a second date!
and now for the story of the first one my friend tagged along without bringing her date, then didn’t call a second or leave, and we didn’t get even a minute alone and I got no smooches (WHORE SMOOCHES) And I’m knackered, but he’s taking me out again tomorrow and has promised to feel me up
a little nervous
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Have the macarena stuck in my head, why couldn't i...
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Last night was really good, I set up like all my...
We’re going to see Star Wars
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haven't even been kissed in years and my sister...
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stridere:
If I wasn’t going to get drunk on Valentines day, I can guarantee I would be spending it with a self-bought of chocolates and a bottle of wine and a mirror.
Double pistols and a wink.
INSTEAD YOU GET TO BE MY DATE
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Torn between my choices this valentines
Granted i’m talking about my lipstick Metallic red lip crayon or pretty deep pink lip stain that kinda matches my bra