I do not have a textually transmitted disease, why won’t anyone text me back?

Tags: puns oh god i'm so unfunny it aches seriously its radio silence here frick i was supposed to actually text someone today for a reason that wasn't dude my butt looks awesome today and haven't yet i'll do that later i guess but seriously everyones ignoring my texts how rude you don't know how hard it was to keep from sticking all the puns in this