Screw you party i’m too much of a floozy for, danielle’s throwing me a party

stridere:

batmanandhislawnchair:

stridere:

batmanandhislawnchair:

maybe her butt isn’t a sham

your butt is the sham  

No, I’m sure you’ll find my butt is incredibly not a sham in fact some might say elizabeth has the true sham-butt

her butt is like two perfect plush pillows masquerading as a rump

wait…her butt is just that awesome and not a sham?!?!
Surely that’s cheating?