Screw you party i’m too much of a floozy for, danielle’s throwing me a party
maybe her butt isn’t a sham
your butt is the sham
No, I’m sure you’ll find my butt is incredibly not a sham in fact some might say elizabeth has the true sham-butt
her butt is like two perfect plush pillows masquerading as a rump
wait…her butt is just that awesome and not a sham?!?!
Surely that’s cheating?