My jesus, danielle is the dirk to my jake…

GT: I cant help but feel like all this stuff going on with dirk like his responders mind games and his brobots mysterious and brutal hazings… 
GT: Are all like… 
GT: Man i know this is going to sound crazy. 
GG: What? 
GT: Like theyre all part of a really long term and esoteric courtship process that is bizarre but somehow makes perfect sense in his mind. 
GG: Courtship?? 
GT: Yes from dirk. 
GT: To you know… 
GT: Woo me.